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A Letter For Mark

5/14/18

This is Mark,
Mark’s nickname is Mak-Mak.
Mark likes most animals but one,
Mark doesn’t like chickens, He’s afraid of them.
Mark had an accident with one of them back then.

Mark is stupid,
Mark would sometimes bully someone without knowing,
Mark would say “sorry.” later on so
Mark is not stupid.
Mark knows it when enough is enough.

Mark knows when someone is upset.
Mark would ask them what’s wrong and give them advice.
Mark likes it when everyone is happy so
Mark would try his best to make everyone laugh,
even if it could make him look like a fool.

Mark would also try his best to make everyone see him as more than that.
Mark loves everyone,
Everyone loves Mark.
We support your choice on being more than just a jest,
We just wish you’ll never change

Because we would miss your goofy nature,
Your stupid yet funny jokes,
Your good advises and comforting hugs because
Mark loves everyone
That’s why everyone loves Mark

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Alright so I’m gonna tell you guys a story of mine that I should never tell to anyone but meh I’m bored

So back in 3rd grade I will be the person that people would let their secrets out Seems good because I’m the quitest one in the whole class and never talk unless my elders ask questions

One time my classmate Cj sit beside me during recess and we’re in the classroom because the canteen is all cramped and we’re like the only person there

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One time my hot-headed classmate Nava found a BOOGER IN HIS HAIR
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I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.

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